Because my fellow countryman and member of the International Olympic Comitee Thomas Bach said that they must should about to remove cycling from the Olympic Games, I thought I have to think about some new very interesting and exciting sports, because we have to remove all other sports like yachting (read here why), walking (why?), athletics (why?), horseriding (there were five horses doped), shooting (why?), gymnastics (why?), swimming (why?) and so on and on and on...
1. Fly fishing (Or is it possible to feed the flies with ...erm... don't know what fishs like to eat?)
2. Extreme ironing
3. Tea bag throwing (Don't know if someone knows it. I played it in the kindergarten ;) You put the little paper of the tea bag between your teeth and try to throw it as far as possible - very bad explanation, I know)
4. Mobile phone throwing (There are already World Championships for this lovely sport)
5. Wok racing (For all who don't know German television here is the wikipedia article, wonder that there is one in English about it)
6. Power shopping (I would be a gold medal candidate)
7. High heel race (minimum of the heel 10 cm)
8. Table football
9. Caber toss
10. Sack race
1. Fly fishing (Or is it possible to feed the flies with ...erm... don't know what fishs like to eat?)
2. Extreme ironing
3. Tea bag throwing (Don't know if someone knows it. I played it in the kindergarten ;) You put the little paper of the tea bag between your teeth and try to throw it as far as possible - very bad explanation, I know)
4. Mobile phone throwing (There are already World Championships for this lovely sport)
5. Wok racing (For all who don't know German television here is the wikipedia article, wonder that there is one in English about it)
6. Power shopping (I would be a gold medal candidate)
7. High heel race (minimum of the heel 10 cm)
8. Table football
9. Caber toss
10. Sack race
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Bring on the tea bag throwing!
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